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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 6, 2017 11:25:39 GMT -5
OK, friends, I am watching your backs, especially Mensa's (It's his best side.)
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Post by The Red Baron on Jul 10, 2017 9:35:18 GMT -5
Mensa decides to hammer the dagger into Zipper's body, but as he moves to do so, the dagger flies away into the air and returns to the sarchophogus from which it was stolen.
The party forces the lid from the next unopened sarcophagus (the referee rolls for its contents). Inside lies a heap of old bones and quite a lot of dust. It smells absolutely awful, and it is difficult to keep from vomiting as the company peers within.
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 10, 2017 13:11:50 GMT -5
Mensa: "Pfui. We lid cover Bad Corpse? What smell so good? Make Mensa hungry!"
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 10, 2017 14:21:45 GMT -5
Mensa: "Pfui. We lid cover Bad Corpse? What smell so good? Make Mensa hungry!" As soon as the lid was partially open, Gory Flory said, "Slid that lid shut! Let's move away from this for a bit and let that die down a bit."
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 10, 2017 14:22:38 GMT -5
Mensa: "Pfui. We lid cover Bad Corpse? What smell so good? Make Mensa hungry!" Gory Flory rolls her eyes and thinks to herself, poor Mensa how was he raised that he thinks that smells good?
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Post by xizallian on Jul 11, 2017 19:05:59 GMT -5
ZU-ZU!! takes a deep breath where she is and then walks over to group and moves back and forth through the area around the smelly sarcophagus and tries to dilute/burn up the odor with the torch flame and smoke. Then returns to her watch station.
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 11, 2017 20:42:35 GMT -5
Mensa: (to ZU-ZU!!) "No time to cook food. Need to go!"
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 11, 2017 22:14:50 GMT -5
Gory Flory to the group, "We still have two sarcophagi to check, or have you lost the stomach for it?
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 11, 2017 22:20:57 GMT -5
Mensa: "Not hungry now. Find and hit them friends of Bad Corpse. Maybe find ways to fix Zither."
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Post by The Red Baron on Jul 12, 2017 7:07:34 GMT -5
The company spends the remainder of the turn talking. What are your orders for exploration turn 16?
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Post by magremore on Jul 12, 2017 10:15:58 GMT -5
The company spends the remainder of the turn talking. What are your orders for exploration turn 16? Proceed through the bright light. Dang, it just keeps going.
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 12, 2017 13:15:30 GMT -5
((Funniest Line Award! Now I have to clean the milk off my tablet.))
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 12, 2017 20:45:03 GMT -5
The company spends the remainder of the turn talking. What are your orders for exploration turn 16? "Let's go ahead and check the two remaining sarcophagi and then go!"
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 12, 2017 20:45:45 GMT -5
The company spends the remainder of the turn talking. What are your orders for exploration turn 16? Proceed through the bright light. Dang, it just keeps going. Bright light or roaring flames?
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Post by The Red Baron on Jul 13, 2017 8:19:21 GMT -5
Exploration Turn 16
The party decides not to disturb the moldering remains, and instead removes the lid from the next stone coffin. The lid is enormous, and the company is sufficiently small in number and strength that it takes a full turn to get it off. The referee rolls a die: inside lies a dried corpse ornamented in rings and jewels.
What are your orders for exploration turn 17?
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 13, 2017 21:40:47 GMT -5
Exploration Turn 16 The party decides not to disturb the moldering remains, and instead removes the lid from the next stone coffin. The lid is enormous, and the company is sufficiently small in number and strength that it takes a full turn to get it off. The referee rolls a die: inside lies a dried corpse ornamented in rings and jewels. What are your orders for exploration turn 17? Mensa: "No trust bad corpses, Gory. Need to fix Skipper."
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 14, 2017 21:48:44 GMT -5
Exploration Turn 16 The party decides not to disturb the moldering remains, and instead removes the lid from the next stone coffin. The lid is enormous, and the company is sufficiently small in number and strength that it takes a full turn to get it off. The referee rolls a die: inside lies a dried corpse ornamented in rings and jewels. What are your orders for exploration turn 17? Mensa: "No trust bad corpses, Gory. Need to fix Skipper." "Mensa honey, we can't fix Zipper, but we can collect the remaining valuables and take Zipper home to his family and give them his share of everything."
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 14, 2017 21:51:18 GMT -5
Mensa: "No trust bad corpses, Gory. Need to fix Skipper." "Mensa honey, we can't fix Zipper, but we can collect the remaining valuables and take Zipper home to his family and give them his share of everything." While Gory Flory is talking to Mensa, Yuglit proceeds to collect the rings and jewels without touching anything with bare skin.
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Post by xizallian on Jul 14, 2017 22:04:55 GMT -5
Mensa: "No trust bad corpses, Gory. Need to fix Skipper." "Mensa honey, we can't fix Zipper, but we can collect the remaining valuables and take Zipper home to his family and give them his share of everything." "Mensa, Mensa, Gory Flory is right we can't fix Zipper, but we can take care of his family, he would have wanted that and if you and Yuglit will take turns carrying him we can take him back for proper death rites."
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 15, 2017 9:57:43 GMT -5
"Mensa honey, we can't fix Zipper, but we can collect the remaining valuables and take Zipper home to his family and give them his share of everything." While Gory Flory is talking to Mensa, Yuglit proceeds to collect the rings and jewels without touching anything with bare skin.((I must be thinking slower in my old age. Only now did I notice the almagram of YUGLIT = YUGLIT.))
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 15, 2017 11:49:47 GMT -5
Argh! Grandpa Tzhett hateses Autocorrect! YUGLIT=YULGIT as in "you'll get."
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Post by The Red Baron on Jul 16, 2017 18:11:00 GMT -5
What are the party's orders?
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 16, 2017 21:16:38 GMT -5
What are the party's orders? We are going to try to complete the looting of the two remaining stone coffins as indicated with Yuglit removing things very carefully from the open one. If there are no problems we will proceed to the last one. ZU-ZU!! will keep watch and then we will leave the dungeon carrying zipper with some empty sacks and two of the staffs we should be able to make a litter to carry Zipper out on. We will be very careful and watchful on the way out and striving to avoid being ambushed.
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 16, 2017 22:53:18 GMT -5
(Mensa throws Zipper on his back in a fireman carry, probably bumping Zipper's head and toes on the ground.)
Mensa: "What's a litter?"
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 18, 2017 0:07:34 GMT -5
(Mensa throws Zipper on his back in a fireman carry, probably bumping Zipper's head and toes on the ground.) Mensa: "What's a litter?" "If you get tired before we get out of here I'll show you, if you don't get tired I will show you later where it is safe. Let's finish these two remaining stone coffins and get out of here."
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 18, 2017 1:47:30 GMT -5
(Mensa growls at those two remaining stone coffins.) "Bad magics."
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Post by The Red Baron on Jul 21, 2017 9:03:57 GMT -5
Exploration Turn 17
Yulgit attempts to shield his hands with gloves or cloth before retrieving the valuables. This makes his job somewhat clumsy, and several of the corpse's finger-bones are cracked while removing the rings and jewelry. Yulgit is somewhat frustrated by the end, but elated by the wealth of jewelry he now holds.
The party then gathers to remove the lid form the final sarchophogus. The characters groan with exertion as the lid is slowly inched to the side.
As the crack between the lid and box widens enough for the straining characters to peer into tomb, two lights suddenly blaze up from the darkness within. The lid is suddenly thrust aside with ease and a ghastly form leaps from the box. It hisses a breathless screech and flourishes a flashing scimitar.
The referee waits for orders before rolling initiative.
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 21, 2017 9:53:40 GMT -5
Exploration Turn 17 Yulgit attempts to shield his hands with gloves or cloth before retrieving the valuables. This makes his job somewhat clumsy, and several of the corpse's finger-bones are cracked while removing the rings and jewelry. Yulgit is somewhat frustrated by the end, but elated by the wealth of jewelry he now holds. The party then gathers to remove the lid form the final sarchophogus. The characters groan with exertion as the lid is slowly inched to the side. As the crack between the lid and box widens enough for the straining characters to peer into tomb, two lights suddenly blaze up from the darkness within. The lid is suddenly thrust aside with ease and a ghastly form leaps from the box. It hisses a breathless screech and flourishes a flashing scimitar. The referee waits for orders before rolling initiative. Gory Flory moves forward to confront the form with mace and shield, while telling the rest of the party to grab Zipper and flee. " Mensa and ZU-ZU!!, take Zipper and Yuglit close the door, spike it and follow them. Go Mensa, save ZU-ZU!!" Gory Flory guessed wrong and the rest of the party needs to survive, by telling Mensa to save ZU-ZU!!, there is a chance he will, instead of staying and dying and they can always come back for my body and this thing when they are better equipped.
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Jul 22, 2017 1:04:40 GMT -5
(Mensa hurls Zipper through the door and about faces to the Hisser, yanking his war shovel as a long handled 2-handed axe.)
Mensa: (roars) "NOBODY LEAVE BEHIND!!" (chops at shoulder of Hisser, the shoulder with the scimitar in hand)
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Post by Mighty Darci on Jul 22, 2017 13:56:22 GMT -5
(Mensa hurls Zipper through the door and about faces to the Hisser, yanking his war shovel as a long handled 2-handed axe.) Mensa: (roars) "NOBODY LEAVE BEHIND!!" (chops at shoulder of Hisser, the shoulder with the scimitar in hand) Gory Flory attacks the Hisser with her mace and she sees Mensa roar into it from the flank.
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