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Apr 30, 2024 10:54:15 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:54:15 GMT -5
Q: Who keeps the picnic insects in good working order?
A: The maintain-ants department
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Apr 30, 2024 10:54:25 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:54:25 GMT -5
Q: Who comes to picnics but are never invited? A: Ants
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Apr 30, 2024 10:55:00 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:55:00 GMT -5
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:55:17 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:55:17 GMT -5
A couple were having a picnic in a jungle Suddenly a crocodile appears and attacks the husband. He cries "Shoot it, quick". "I can't!" says his wife. "I've run out of film!"
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Apr 30, 2024 10:55:28 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:55:28 GMT -5
Q: What did the zombies eat at the picnic? A: Barbara Q.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:55:44 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:55:44 GMT -5
Mommy, daddy and little lion are having a picnic. As soon as they've taken seat on their blanket, little lion wants to start eating. "Hold on," says daddy lion. "We first need to prey."
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Apr 30, 2024 10:55:54 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:55:54 GMT -5
Q: What did the bee say to the picnic blanket? A: “Hive got my eye on you!”
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Apr 30, 2024 10:56:11 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:56:11 GMT -5
Q: What's a cheerleader's favorite food? A: Cheerios!
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Apr 30, 2024 10:56:23 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:56:23 GMT -5
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank? A: He wanted his quarter back.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:56:33 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:56:33 GMT -5
Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving? A: The ground!
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Apr 30, 2024 10:56:43 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:56:43 GMT -5
Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? A: He was perfecting his swing.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:56:55 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:56:55 GMT -5
Q: At what sport to waiters do really well? A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:57:05 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:57:05 GMT -5
Q: Why don't basketball players go on vacation? A: They would get called for traveling!
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Apr 30, 2024 10:57:15 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:57:15 GMT -5
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run? A: Your breath!
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Apr 30, 2024 10:57:41 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:57:41 GMT -5
Q: What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer? A: One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:57:55 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:57:55 GMT -5
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:58:09 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:58:09 GMT -5
Q: Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road? A: To get to the other slide.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:58:22 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:58:22 GMT -5
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast? A: On the dark side.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:58:38 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:58:38 GMT -5
Q: Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?
A: He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”
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Apr 30, 2024 10:58:51 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:58:51 GMT -5
Q: What did Darth Vader tell Luke to tidy up his room? A: Don't make me use force.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:59:06 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:59:06 GMT -5
Q: Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3? A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:59:20 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:59:20 GMT -5
Q: What's a stormtrooper's favorite store? A: The store next to the Target!
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Apr 30, 2024 10:59:30 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:59:30 GMT -5
Q: Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand? A: The second hand store.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:59:46 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:59:46 GMT -5
Warning: Star Wars spoilers!
Voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh force choke voosh pew pew pew.
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Apr 30, 2024 10:59:57 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:59:57 GMT -5
Q: Why was the droid angry? A: People kept pushing its buttons.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:00:26 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:00:26 GMT -5
Q: Why do they play baseball games at night? A: Because the bats are asleep during the day.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:00:42 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:00:42 GMT -5
Q: A man leaves home, makes three left turns and is on his way back home when he notices two men in masks waiting for him. Who are they?
A: They’re the catcher and umpire.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:00:53 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:00:53 GMT -5
Q: Why did the Braves hire a baker? A: They needed a new batter.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:01:05 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:01:05 GMT -5
Q: Where do catchers sit at lunch? A: Behind the plate.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:01:16 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:01:16 GMT -5
Q: When is a baseball player like a spider? A: When he catches a fly!
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