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Apr 30, 2024 11:01:54 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:01:54 GMT -5
Q: What does a panda ghost eat? A: Bam-BOO
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Apr 30, 2024 11:02:04 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:02:04 GMT -5
How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:04:01 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:04:01 GMT -5
One day, a butcher was locking up his shop and he saw a dog.
The dog came in and waited patiently.
The butcher saw a note in his mouth that read 2 packs of sausages, please.
So the butcher got the sausages and put them in the dog's mouth, then, curious, decided to follow the dog. the dog trotted to a bus stop, waited for a bus, then got on. the butcher followed amazed.
Well when he needed to get off, he jumped up and rang the bell, and got off the bus.
The dog then walked round to a house and knocked on the door.
When their was no answer, he jumped up and hit the window with his face several times.
Finally, the door opened, and the man started shouting and hitting the dog.
Butcher asks what?. this dog is amazing. why are you so cross?
The man replies, it's the second time this week he's forgotten his keys.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:04:20 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:04:20 GMT -5
Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days? A: All of them
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Apr 30, 2024 11:04:32 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:04:32 GMT -5
Riddle: How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark? A: None, it was Noah.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:04:51 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:04:51 GMT -5
Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:05:08 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:05:08 GMT -5
Riddle: With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I? A: A stapler
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Apr 30, 2024 11:05:25 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:05:25 GMT -5
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Ice Krispies
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Apr 30, 2024 11:05:36 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:05:36 GMT -5
Q: What do Santa's elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:05:46 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:05:46 GMT -5
Q: What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? A: This one's gonna sleigh you!
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Apr 30, 2024 11:07:21 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:07:21 GMT -5
Q: What kind of music do planets sing? A: Neptunes
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Apr 30, 2024 11:07:31 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:07:31 GMT -5
How do you organize a party in space?
You plan it.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:07:42 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:07:42 GMT -5
Q: Why did the cow go to outer space? A: To visit the Milky Way.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:07:55 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:07:55 GMT -5
Q: What did the alien say to the cat? A: Take me to your litter.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:08:06 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:08:06 GMT -5
Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny!
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Apr 30, 2024 11:08:46 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:08:46 GMT -5
Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room? A: I'm all spaced out!
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Apr 30, 2024 11:08:58 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:08:58 GMT -5
Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship? A: A parking meteor!
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Apr 30, 2024 11:09:11 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:09:11 GMT -5
Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? A: Because there was no atmosphere.
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Apr 30, 2024 11:09:21 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:09:21 GMT -5
Q: What was the first animal in space? A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Apr 30, 2024 11:09:31 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:09:31 GMT -5
Q: What type of currency they use in outer space? A: Star Bucks
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Apr 30, 2024 11:09:44 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:09:44 GMT -5
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Solar. Solar, who? Solar you going to think of a better joke?
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Apr 30, 2024 11:10:13 GMT -5
Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 11:10:13 GMT -5
Q: What type of currency they use in outer space? A: Star Bucks
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