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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:05:54 GMT -5
I broke my guitar string last night. Don't fret, I had another.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:05:41 GMT -5
Without geometry life is pointless.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:05:30 GMT -5
Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? Because No-mad people live there.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:05:15 GMT -5
Just quit my job at Starbucks because day after day it was the same old grind.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:05:05 GMT -5
So, I asked my North Korean mate how his life was going? He said "can't complain"
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:04:54 GMT -5
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:04:43 GMT -5
Hitler was surprised by the Invasion of Normandy. He did nazi that coming.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:04:32 GMT -5
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:04:21 GMT -5
I lost my job last week. Unemployment is not working for me.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:04:03 GMT -5
What's Forest Gump's Facebook password?
1forest1
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:03:47 GMT -5
Why is there a long line at the cemetery?
Because people are dying to get in.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:03:30 GMT -5
I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:03:17 GMT -5
I told a friend I was off to California this summer. He told me to be more pacific... so I went to Hawaii instead...
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:03:02 GMT -5
My daughter just lost her mood ring, really don't know how she feels about it.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:02:46 GMT -5
Had seafood last night, now I'm eel.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:02:24 GMT -5
Just had my first round of golf. I'm not very good, in fact I've got a fairway to go.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:02:12 GMT -5
I was going to tell a dairy joke, but it was too cheesy.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:01:57 GMT -5
My wife told me I was average, I think she's mean.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:01:47 GMT -5
Just out buying some new chairs for the house, sofa so good.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:01:33 GMT -5
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:01:15 GMT -5
Got lost in a corn field today, it was a-maize-ing.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:01:04 GMT -5
Sometimes I squat on the floor, put my arms around my legs and lean forward.
That's how I roll.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:00:50 GMT -5
Why are there no pain killers in the jungle? Because parrots-eat-em-all
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:00:31 GMT -5
Did you hear about the man who gave up making haggis? He didn't have the guts for it anymore.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:00:20 GMT -5
My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:00:10 GMT -5
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, I phoned her up for a date but she'd popped her clogs.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 11:59:54 GMT -5
I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 11:59:42 GMT -5
I’ve decided to put up a marquee in my garden with some funky music and flashing lights. Now is the winter of my disco tent.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 11:59:24 GMT -5
Broken Quiz Machine for sale - No questions asked
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 11:59:09 GMT -5
A boat builder is showing his son one of his forests. He turns to him and says, "Son, one day this will all be oars"
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