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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:21:33 GMT -5
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:21:17 GMT -5
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:21:03 GMT -5
What's the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:20:30 GMT -5
I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:20:17 GMT -5
Why do accountants look so good in heels? Because they never lose their balance.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:20:06 GMT -5
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:19:50 GMT -5
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:19:36 GMT -5
I think rowing is oarsome.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:19:24 GMT -5
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:19:10 GMT -5
I am delighted with the corn crop this year. It's A-maize-ing.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:18:57 GMT -5
What did the father say to the son who was going fishing?
Let minnow when you get there.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:18:34 GMT -5
Need an ark to save two of every animal?
I Noah guy.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:18:19 GMT -5
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:17:54 GMT -5
This thesaurus isn't just terrible, it is also terrible.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:17:39 GMT -5
Tea is for mugs.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:17:26 GMT -5
My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray.
He is now classed as a seasoned veteran.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:17:08 GMT -5
Bloody thespians, always making a scene.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:16:50 GMT -5
A book just fell on my head.
I've only got myshelf to blame.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:16:35 GMT -5
Soya Milk.
Looked in your fridge.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:16:22 GMT -5
Start a new job in Seoul next week.
I thought it was a good Korea move.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:16:09 GMT -5
A mate of mine has admitted to being addicted to break fluid. I'm worried but he says he can stop whenever he wants.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:15:58 GMT -5
If you're struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:15:42 GMT -5
Is it just me......
or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing?
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:15:25 GMT -5
What's your favourite Christmas Cracker Joke? Here's one of mine:
"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:15:05 GMT -5
My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:14:35 GMT -5
Someone called me pretentious the other day... I almost choked on my latte.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:14:23 GMT -5
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She said she wanted something with diamonds. .....I got her a pack of cards.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:14:12 GMT -5
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:13:56 GMT -5
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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Post by Crimhthan The Great on Nov 10, 2022 12:13:43 GMT -5
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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