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dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:48:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:48:39 GMT -5 The squashed pumpkin’s family went to the gourdroom for justice.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:48:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:48:50 GMT -5 What did the leaf say to autumn? I’m falling for you!

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:49:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:49:14 GMT -5 What do you call a dude who really likes autumn? – A fall guy!

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:49:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:49:25 GMT -5 Grinning jack o’ lanterns, cute little ghosts and goblins, puppies playing in piles of leaves… – this is why they call it Aww-tumn.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:49:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:49:50 GMT -5 You know, whenever I finish my pumpkin pie, I wonder why all gourd things come to an end.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:50:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:50:02 GMT -5 What kind of vest do you wear in the fall? – A har-vest!

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:50:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:50:16 GMT -5 As the bride walked down the stairs to come and meet him, he said, “Look how gourd-geous you are.”

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:50:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:50:28 GMT -5 The robots got married in the fall because they were autumn-mated.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:50:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:50:38 GMT -5 The Pump-king got squashed because he had a fall!

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:50:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:50:48 GMT -5 Usually, trees hate the month of September because it is Sept-Timberrrrr!

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:50:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:50:58 GMT -5 What did the skydiver say in Autumn? – I love the fall.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:51:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:51:10 GMT -5 What is the best word to describe a dude who likes autumn? – A fall guy!

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:51:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:51:23 GMT -5 Why did the lions move at the end of summer? – Because the pride goeth before the fall!

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:51:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:51:34 GMT -5 Just wanted to leaf you with my best wishes for fall. Orange you glad the leaves are turning? – I’m so happy, I could yellow ’bout it.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:51:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:51:46 GMT -5 The squashed pumpkin’s family went to the gourdroom for justice.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:51:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:51:58 GMT -5 Papa apple took his kids to lunch at their favorite restaurant this Halloween- the Applebee’s.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:52:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:52:18 GMT -5 After feeding us with part of the information, he wanted to walk away. One of our colleagues shouted, – “Don’t leaf us hanging, give us the rest of the story.”

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:52:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:52:28 GMT -5 I don’t like people hay-tin on my autumn.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:52:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:52:39 GMT -5 Every year, it takes us a lot of time to be-leaf that fall is gone.

dilvish Trailblazer Posts: 1,573	Puns Apr 30, 2024 10:52:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by dilvish on Apr 30, 2024 10:52:52 GMT -5 One should never stop be-leaf-ing in the magic of fall time.

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