101 Things you DON'T Want to Hear Your Apprentice Say

[The Perilous Dreamer]

101 Things you DON'T Want to Hear Your Apprentice Say

Take a look and then come up with one of your own!  Or comment on one of the ones listed!

[The Semi-Retired Gamer]

Apr 7, 2022 23:54:12 GMT -5 The Perilous Dreamer said:

101 Things you DON'T Want to Hear Your Apprentice Say

Take a look and then come up with one of your own!  Or comment on one of the ones listed!

I missed this on the first posting.    

The entries are pretty humorous and worth the read.

[shooter]

I ate some of those mushrooms you had me pick and now I don't feel so good.

Where are those mushrooms you had me pick? I put them in the stew! ... Sound of two bodies hitting the floor.

[Warrior Twin One]

29. "Work? Why? I summoned your demon to do it! ... Of course I had to erase the pentagram! What do you think I am, an idiot?"

That could be disastrous. And you are an idiot.