The Village of Murkhill

[The Perilous Dreamer]

This seems to have stalled and I am hoping now in the new year that we could get it going again.

[The Perilous Dreamer]

In the play by post game that I started running back before IRL things caused me to need to shut it down mormonyoyoman introduced his character as having some furs to sell, I riffed off of that hook he presented and the following exchange resulted introducing a new business I had not thought about ahead of time. Yes, players also create hooks (most often by accident and they do not know they have done so) and one job of a referee is anytime a player creates a good hook is to recognize it and run with it. The better a ref is at doing that the more fun is had by all. Oh and note how the young player slides into this with the two of us old guys in progress.

Smokey Pete's Hides, Pelts, and Stuff Emporium
Main Characters are the Player One - Shiyazthar and Kavita, Player Two - Tuck, and the NPC Smokey Pete.
Player One is @mormomyoyoman, Player Two is Warrior Twin Two .

A trip to Smokey Pete's Hides, Pelts, and Stuff Emporium

Player One

Shiyazthar shifts the weight of his sack and places it onto the bar as he faces Mr Ogre.

"Excuse me, Good Fellow. Whist there be the marketshop for fine pelts? I shall return afterwards to sample your fine fare. Indeed, I remember thine fine venison and cream from last year."


Ref

The ogre turns to Shiyazthar and sighing says, "You are back. Again." Another large sigh, "Go thou to the same place as last time," and pointing says, "Look for the banner 'Hides, Pelts & Skins', the same as last time." Muttering to himself he turns back to polishing the bar with a large rather dirty rag.

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Player One

Kavita whispers, "I think we should let our snakefriend choose. He seems most enthusiastic - and his enthusiasm seems to have made us each...friendly towards each other." (Shiyazthar lets out a fairly quiet groan.)

"After we have made any such decision," Shiyazthar offers, while thinking (Why do I always go along with her impulsive -- Ahhh!), "I must sell and trade the pelts we've brought with us. If you wish, you might accompany me. The tradesman is an excellent haggler, an old friend who was a trapper himself in the mountains. When he lost his leg, he 'retired' and became 'civilized.' You, my excitable friend (speaking to Sliggoth) would thrill to some of his boasting. And you (looking towards Tuck) will find that 'Bear' is a practical man who keeps track of gossip and rumors. If anyone can separate fact from gossip, he can."

He takes a gulp of water. "Word! That's the most I've talked in a month! Civilization may yet spoil me!"

[* 'Bear' is just one of many names Shiyazthar has for Smokey Pete]

Finishing his cold sweetwater, Shiyazthar stands and shoulders his sack. "If none wish to accompany me to barter pelts & silver with Smokey Pete, I shall return and we may discuss preparations, provisions, and (eyeing Kavita) whether there may be a purpose to this gathering."

He pauses for a moment, then heads out the door.

Kavita, meanwhile, has not even touched her drink, and is doodling something in the condensation from her mug.

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Ref

Shiyazthar makes his way done the street to Hides, Pelts & Skins to engage in negotiations with Smokey Pete. Smokey Pete has a pegleg (right leg) a long rather dirty beard and is about as grizzled as they come. He sees Shiyazthar , coming and rolls his eyes and looks up at the heavens, "You again! No ones killed you yet?! Bandits, critters and such must avoid you like the rest of us try to," he says with a grin. "Alright, whatta you have for me this time, some mangey skins agin, I'll bet. Lay'em up here and let me have a look."

Player One

"This bear," speaks Shiyazthar as he grunts the sack up on the table, "reminded me of you, save that it smells sweeter. The lady asks about your health."

Ref

Smokey Pete laughs, "That looks mighty small for a bear, are you sure it not just a young cub?" Smokey Pete pauses, "A lady? That claims to know me? She's concerned about my health you say? What in all the nine circles of Hades are you babbling about you young whipper snapper?!"

Player One

"Hah, why this bear was fully big as yourself before I wrestled some of the fat off him! 'Twas even smoking a whistlewood pipe, and eating a small piglet! Kavita herself asked about you, and I didn't know how you knew each other. Cannot say why she stayed at the ogre's beanery, but she knows you well enough to warn me to make you pay well for this rare pipe-smoking bear hide with its bacon seasoning. "

Player Two - Tuck

Tuck shows up in time to hear the last two exchanges and he leans back against a pole to enjoy the show. Maybe when they wind down he can ask a few questions.

Ref

Smokey Pete slaps his knee (the good one not the wood one) and laughs uproariously, "Kavita, now that is one bonnie lassie, what is she doing with you?" Not waiting for an answer he continues, "That "bear" is a little skinny fellow that would have keeled over at the first puff out of that mythical pipe!" He muses, "Well for Kavita, maybe I could give you as much as 20 CP for the poor mangey thing. I don't smell a whiff of bacon about the scrawny thing."

Player One

"Don't bluff with me, Old Man," laughs Shiyazthar. "I was there when you sold tanned goat skins to the prince and convinced him it was chimera leather. Besides," he winks as he pulls something rattling from the bag, "tell me you can't sell this bear claw-&-teeth necklace as a power totem!"

Ref

Smokey Pete says, "Well why didn't you pull that out to begin with, I can offer you 50 CP for the total, but that is a sacrifice on my part for the sake of our friendship. After all that pelt is out of season and I can't use it for anything but leather. Now if this was a killed in cold weather when the fur was long and thick but this is late spring and it already mostly shed of the winter coat."

Player One

"Ah, but look at the rune carved into its back." (He turns the hide over to reveal a scar under the fur, a scar which resembles an ampersand.)

Ref

Smokey Pete sadly shakes his head and with a mournful look on his face opines, "Son you are sure slipping if you think I am going to fall for that, are you trying to say you think I'm senile?"

Player One

"As if I would attempt to cheat a comrade-in-arms, an old friend, almost a brother! I am offended! Did I not drag you to safety and bind your wounds when the diabetic raiders of His Grace's tomb tricked us into the snake chamber, where you were poisoned near to death? Would I lie or cheat a brother from whose calf I drew out the poison? And did not I explain all this to you after you recovered consciousness at the Bright Lady Mission Hospital?

"Of course I know you meant to say '50 Silver,' and do not wish to remind you of your memory lapses. Thus I offer you the lower, much lower price of 10 Silver, and will add the necklace at no charge. You may thank me at your leisure, and remember your brother-in-arms when next you tell your tales of courage and daring at the evening fires."

Ref

Smokey Pete's eyebrows raise and his chin drops as he hears this version of those events for the first time, "AzThar are you well, your raving makes me think you are suffering from delusions, what has Kavita been doing to you? You saved me? Do you not remember why those syrup addled raiders, bound us and through us into the snake chamber? Do you not remember how they cursed you for your deceptions (well I guess I did let you talk me into it)," he grins, "And we almost got away with it too! If I hadn't wiggled a hand loose our goose would have been cooked, those were some pretty nurses though! Alright in memory of those good times 10 Silver it is, even if you are taking advantage of a sentimental old man!"

"OK business is done, let's have a drink, I have some good stuff that has been fermenting for a while, it'll cure what ails you!" Then noticing Tuck for the first time he says to Shiyazthar, "Who is this youngin? Is he with you or did he just wonder in on us?"

Player One

Shiyazthar glances back. "He's one of a group of hotshots who think they can get rich and famous by going down a hole and starting fights with monsters. For some reason, Kavita seems taken with these kids. Maybe she's remembering something - I don't know. Kinda hope so."

Ref

Smokey Pete says, "Alright youngster come along and have a taste, it'll give you something to remember. One of them religious fellers I see, why would you want to go down some hole in the ground and pick a fights with some monster that just wants to mind its own business?"

"Do the brothers know you are planning on this nonsense?" Smokey Pete pours out a large brown jug into three not so clean mugs, handing them over he says "Here's trail dust in your eye," and commences to drink. The liquid appears dark, frothy, and fizzes and has a fruity aroma along with a mild vinegar smell.

Player One

"Pete, you're not still trying to get me killed are you now?" To Tuck he asides "It was I who received the snake bites and Pete who saved my life. He lost his leg saving me and that's why I allow him to cheat me. It's also why the clerics told me another drink would reverse their healing. Haven't touched a drop since and this pirate" he salutes Pete, "has never missed an opportunity to tempt me! Ha!"

Ref

Smokey Pete gives Shiyazthar a look of disbelief, "Trying to get you killed! Poppycock, this is good for what ails you! Are you still on that no drinking kick? That is what will get you killed my friend, water now that's the stuff that's not safe to drink. Bah!"

Smokey Pete turns to Tuck, "Child, what can we do for you" with an innocent look on his face.

Player Two - Tuck

Tuck is suddenly cautious at the change in the demeanor of Smokey Pete. "I was looking for your advice, as you are well known as a sage." Then continuing while wondering what is coming, "You know all the rumors floating and what do you think would be the best thing to try?"

Ref

Smokey Pete smiles a truly beatific smile, "Well youngster it all depends on your goals. Fer instance, if you would like to be captured and sold into slavery, then you should sign on with one of the caravans. If you would rather die horribly ripped limb from limb, the werewolves would be good for that. On the other hand if you would rather be turned to stone or crushed under boulders you could go work for the mage. And if drowning is your thing then head on down to Oceansong, although you might get swallowed by some horrible sea monster before you drown. Then of course you could go up to the northwest and poke around in some hole in the ground, then you could get eaten alive by a troll or be a snack for a smotz or even end up inside a flanagle. Just decide on how you want to die and then pick the one that seems like the most fun."

Smokey Pete is shaking and snorting a bit and looks like he might have a fit.

Player One

Shiyazthar can stifle himself no longer, and releases the longest sustained laugh that - well, as he says, when he catches his breath: "Hehhhh (wheeze!) I don't think I've laughed that hard since - well, since I saw you last year, Pete!

"Young man, don't allow your elders to frighten you - but do listen to their hard-earned experience. The downbelow caverns are filled with the bones of foolhardy 'heroes' who left more 'treasure' than they might have ever found. Find an honest trade," he winks at Smokey Pete, "as my mentor here should have."

Player Two - Tuck

Tuck is speechless at what Smokey Pete says and then Shiyazthar starts laughing and he knows he has been had. He takes a deep pull of his drink and it is tasty which he did not expect. "Alright fair enough, so which one did you pick?" he said looking at Smokey Pete.

Player One

"You carried the *ogre's mug all the way here to Pete's, and the ogre didn't smash your head and take his mug back?" Shiy' turns to Pete. "Maybe he IS the type who would dive into a dark cave and feed himself to a giant cockroach?"

*The Mug is Pete's Mug.

Ref Replying to Player Two

Smokey Pete laughs uproariously and exclaims, "All of them of course, I picked all of them!" Tears run down his cheeks as he continues to laugh.

Player Two - Tuck

Tuck finishes the mug and leaves both of them laughing and heads back to the tavern.

Ref

Smokey Pete watches Tuck walk away then glances over at Shiyazthar and breaks into another round of laughter.

Player One

"At least he didn't walk off with your mug! He might not be an albatross after all. Guess we were all young once." Turning back to the big man with the big heart, he half-smiled. "Someone needs to keep these kids out of trouble. Sure we can't talk you into risking your neck One More Time, good brother? I'm sure you can get me in as much trouble as The Lady."

Ref

Smokey Pete sighs, "Well the kid's not too bad, he took it pretty well, but you know as much as I want to go my place is here, not that I still couldn't lick my weight in trolls. Someone has to keep the home fires burning, sure it's a dirty job but someone has to do it."

Later

Player One

{by now, ol' Shiyazthar should have made it back to the Comedy-appreciating Ogre Delicatessen, and poor old Pete is probably talking to himself. Shiyazthar won't admit that he already looks forward to seeing Pete next season.}

[The Perilous Dreamer]

I am swamped this month with my blog posting projects, but I hope to add another something to this in February. Hopefully more than one.

[El Borak]

It would be good to get this moving, maybe someone should volunteer to make a map, someone that can draw.Before you all say I should do it since I brought it up, let me remind you that I have ten thumbs.

[lazylitch]

For the Magic Shoppe it could be this dweeb who runs it :

"Chad Fellmagic" or something. Incredibly vein and self important. All the stuff he sells ends up having really big drawbacks though, or outright curses. All of which he denies.

Like magic weapons that break very easily. Mana potions that actually make you loose a spell slot.

Whenever players demand their money back, he always tells them about a new special item he has which is really powerful, goes to great lengths to assure them they will be really happy with it. Everyone in the town and around says his stuff is really good, because he pays them to leave good reviews.

Also he uses subscription services, with no cancellation policies. etc

Edit: woops did not see there was three pages and someone else already wanted to do the magic shop, thats no worries!

Maybe this could be a competing magic shop in the village? Since you basically cannot get anything good here anyways

[lazylitch]

"It would be good to get this moving, maybe someone should volunteer to make a map, someone that can draw.Before you all say I should do it since I brought it up, let me remind you that I have ten thumbs. "

I can draw, but I'm doing a kickstarter right now and so cannot make any commitments sorry
I would like to do this. If nobody else becomes available, I can probably make one within a couple weeks, if someone made a really rough image labeling were everything is
And I knew what the architecture was so-posed to be like , what the terrain was like etc

Examples of some maps I made can be seen on my instagram www.instagram.com/lazy__litch/

[El Borak]

Jan 30, 2020 14:46:35 GMT -5 lazylitch said:

"It would be good to get this moving, maybe someone should volunteer to make a map, someone that can draw.Before you all say I should do it since I brought it up, let me remind you that I have ten thumbs. "

I can draw, but I'm doing a kickstarter right now and so cannot make any commitments sorry
I would like to do this. If nobody else becomes available, I can probably make one within a couple weeks, if someone made a really rough image labeling were everything is
And I knew what the architecture was so-posed to be like , what the terrain was like etc

Examples of some maps I made can be seen on my instagram www.instagram.com/lazy__litch/

Wow! Nothing wrong with your thumbs lazylitch. I checked out instagram, you do really go work, your art is fantastic!

PD can you work up a rough layout for the Village?