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Post by captaincrumbcake on Apr 23, 2017 11:32:04 GMT -5
There once was a girl named Lucille, had a lust she could never full-fill. Til one day she heard, of a hangout for nerds; you can find her at Ruins of Murkhill. For some reason the idea of increasing everyone's post count and making it fun popped into my skull. Bet you thought it was gonna be naughty, huh?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2017 13:44:38 GMT -5
The only limericks I know are naughty ...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2017 16:00:55 GMT -5
There was a young lady from Exeter, And all the young men threw their sex at her. So just to be rude She lay in the nude, While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.
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Post by magremore on May 3, 2017 20:48:14 GMT -5
That fleet-fingered thief from Portown flipped more than one kirtle or gown. No mean bodice-ripper, they called him The Zipper: done after one up and down.
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Post by magremore on May 4, 2017 6:37:30 GMT -5
That shadowy thief from Atlantees scaled the walls of the rich maidens’ fancies. Beguiling those tarts, he stole more than their hearts and hightailed it to the land of Fat Catsees.
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Post by owlorbs on May 4, 2017 17:31:09 GMT -5
Roll 3d6 right in order buy plate mail, shield and a sword, or cast thee one spell then run like hell back to the keep on the border.
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Post by magremore on May 4, 2017 18:02:29 GMT -5
Yep, I have a problem. This is what I did while waiting for my car to be ready.
That crepuscular thief of the Morrow made each new day a lesson in sorrow for the belladonna girls with their dandelion curls left with fleeting sensations galore-o.
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Post by magremore on May 5, 2017 6:04:38 GMT -5
That vainglorious thief from the Sound ventured with four friends underground. They found no corpse of Zenopus, just rats, ghouls, and goblins and a thaumaturge monkeying around.
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Post by captaincrumbcake on May 5, 2017 15:17:44 GMT -5
A liddle diddle from moments ago:
A gamer named Dave taught us how to behave in a way that we hadn't before. By removing our binds we were freeing our minds of the rules we had suffered of yore.
But a wave swept the lands that reshackled our hands that discouraged our seeking of more. And proclaimed upon high of our duty to buy thus removing our urge to explore.
Then a change in the wind made us wonder again if perhaps there was hope to restore that we could if we sought put away what we bought and return once again to Blackmoor.
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Post by magremore on May 6, 2017 4:13:22 GMT -5
That thaumaturge who lives on High Street is roaming about under our feet. He cut a hole in his floor, laid down a trapdoor, and now smuggles out residents like wheat.
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Post by magremore on May 6, 2017 4:27:00 GMT -5
That swindler who slunk through the city in the shadows, belying his temerity, but the castle ladies knew what tricks he could do with his natural 18 dexterity.
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Post by magremore on May 6, 2017 4:48:05 GMT -5
That garrulous thief of rough meter, less a bard than a slick-tongued one-seater. He performed not at the Globe— ladies, please don’t disrobe— but back behind Murkhill’s ruined theatre.
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Post by magremore on May 6, 2017 5:31:06 GMT -5
That thief who worked truly for weal less than for amorous zeal. Zip was his name, anapests were his game— and a penchant for feminine dishabille.
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Post by robkuntz on May 6, 2017 8:13:50 GMT -5
A liddle diddle from moments ago: A gamer named Dave taught us how to behave in a way that we hadn't before. By removing our binds we were freeing our minds of the rules we had suffered of yore. But a wave swept the lands that reshackled our hands that discouraged our seeking of more. And proclaimed upon high of our duty to buy thus removing our urge to explore. Then a change in the wind made us wonder again if perhaps there was hope to restore that we could if we sought put away what we bought and return once again to Blackmoor. © 2017. Captain Crumb Cake. All Rights Reserved.
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Post by magremore on May 7, 2017 5:18:08 GMT -5
That thief who’d read magic from scrolls as happened one day down belows— he stared down the hall, launched forth a fireball, and, oops, burned his friends with those trolls.
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Post by magremore on May 7, 2017 7:12:31 GMT -5
Howl Shout-Out to those
who fled to the Ruins of Murkhill, no checks of Perception or Will, who preferred not such things— instant hero beginnings— to tactics, resources, and skill.
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Post by magremore on May 8, 2017 10:52:48 GMT -5
That thief who out-riddled the giant with syllables suitably pliant— he personified time as harder than adamantine and a direction that’s compass defiant.
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Post by magremore on May 8, 2017 10:56:10 GMT -5
There once was a hillbilly giant, a feared one hight Dorng the Defiant— he mistook a thief for ice-burgundy leaf and choked on his blade The Insouciant.
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Post by Old Timer on May 8, 2017 22:33:38 GMT -5
There was a man from Murkhill, Who fell and took a great spill. Then with a blond, Fell into a pond, In the end he drowned in the rill.
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Post by Old Timer on May 8, 2017 22:54:09 GMT -5
There was a baby beholder, That grew ever bolder and bolder, Till one dark night, It died of a fright, Petrified it turned into a boulder.
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Post by Admin Pete on May 8, 2017 23:29:17 GMT -5
There once was a baby-faced Orc. Who nevertheless ate with a fork, He gave a great cry, When he reached for the pie, For he was stabbed in the eye with a stork.
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Post by Admin Pete on May 8, 2017 23:38:43 GMT -5
There was a great hulking giant, Who raged and grew very defiant, He was dosed with a potion, It gave him the notion, He relaxed and become quite compliant.
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Post by magremore on May 9, 2017 5:01:55 GMT -5
. . . When he reached for the pie, For he was stabbed in the eye with a stork. lol, love it
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Post by magremore on May 9, 2017 5:02:52 GMT -5
There once was a sword The Insouciant, which for neutrals was magically puissant. Forged by woods dwarfs, it’d fell ornithomorphs as like as backstab a banneret.
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Post by Mighty Darci on May 9, 2017 21:08:21 GMT -5
. . . When he reached for the pie, For he was stabbed in the eye with a stork. lol, love it As do eye!
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Post by Mighty Darci on May 9, 2017 21:16:24 GMT -5
Now I have to try!
There once was a mighty fat Walrus, Who was amazingly quite cautious, But a mermaid did him in, He no longer could swim, For the thought made him quite nauseous.
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Post by Admin Pete on May 9, 2017 21:37:27 GMT -5
There once was a carnivorous horse, Who dined on babies and worse, A dragon did him in, When he dined on her kin, So the dragon made him the main course.
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Post by Admin Pete on May 9, 2017 21:54:51 GMT -5
A ogre, two trolls and a nurse. Once took a ride in a hearse, The trolls were so droll, They stopped for a gnoll, And the ogre made off with her purse.
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Post by Admin Pete on May 9, 2017 22:08:20 GMT -5
Murkhill was really a mountain, And out of its top came a fountain, In the dungeons below, They never saw snow, But coins a plenty were there for the countin'.
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Post by Admin Pete on May 9, 2017 22:37:15 GMT -5
Before this thread I wasn't so clever, I'd never tried writing a limerick ever, I grew wise to the trick, And picked it up quick, And now my wife wishes I'd never!
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