Here's a list of ideas for the political systems of Faerie.
Perhaps, one day, there will be a list of 200 or so political systems,
assigned to the 200(?) realms of Phaeree (Faerie).
1. Aurumvoraxocracy (thanks: @fp)
2. Anomie (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
3. Communism (thanks: PapersAndPaychecks)
4. Asceticocracy* (thanks: PapersAndPaychecks)
5. Stratocracy (thanks: PapersAndPaychecks)
6. Augocracy (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
7. Floristocracy: Whoever binds the nicest bouquets rules. It is mandatory to say it with flowers. (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
8. Idiocracy
9. Platocracy: A realm of philosopher kings. (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
10. Thallassocracy: Only ship owners can be elected, but all seafaring personell is allowed to cast a vote. (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
11.
Calligracy, where the most beautiful written law is valid. (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
12. Flamboyocracy: The guy or gal with the fanciest clothing rules! (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
13. Tearocracy: Whoever cries most runs the country, the High Crybaby. (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
14. Clownocracy: Not to forget the clownocracy, whee whoever makes most people laugh rules. (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
15. Kleptocracy*** (thanks: @kjatoragfoot)
* ownership is punishable by the milking of specially-bred midget weasels, or, optionally mink.
** Where political decisions are based on clairvoyancy.
*** Kjato Ragfoot: Prespos, do you already have a cleptocracy, where the best thief rules?
Kjato Ragfoot: You need to steal the crown jewels to become next thief.
