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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:47:55 GMT -5
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:48:08 GMT -5
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:48:19 GMT -5
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:48:29 GMT -5
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:48:41 GMT -5
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into own hands.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:48:52 GMT -5
Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:49:03 GMT -5
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:49:15 GMT -5
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:49:27 GMT -5
Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:50:12 GMT -5
Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:50:44 GMT -5
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:50:54 GMT -5
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:51:06 GMT -5
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:51:17 GMT -5
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:51:27 GMT -5
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:51:45 GMT -5
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:51:55 GMT -5
Man who get hit by car get that run down feeling.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:52:10 GMT -5
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Post by Morose on Jul 8, 2023 19:52:22 GMT -5
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Post by The Semi-Retired Gamer on Jul 9, 2023 11:53:59 GMT -5
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. There's a billboard in Tulsa that reads something like... "You can't stop them from CHEATING but you can stop them from giving you GONORRHEA."  |
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Post by Morose on Jul 9, 2023 15:14:57 GMT -5
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. There's a billboard in Tulsa that reads something like... "You can't stop them from CHEATING but you can stop them from giving you GONORRHEA." Brutal! |
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