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Post by Mighty Darci on Apr 5, 2017 11:37:10 GMT -5
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Apr 5, 2017 12:18:27 GMT -5
Placeholder. Irritating Bookish Cleric (ala Llankhor Mhy) 2nd level spell. Used to hold open those difficult scrolls that keep rolling up when you're trying to jazz hands a spell and juggle components all while reading aloud from the scroll. As clerics don't really need to read scrolls (though they are frequently the only party member who CAN read) they usually perform this for the wizards. It's argued that clerics could just hold the scroll open for the wizard, but most good clerics don't wanna touch those nastybad wizardy things. Icky-poo! Icky-poo! Range: almost-touch, but DON'T TOUCH! ICKY-POO!! Duration: Until the magic-abuser takes a breath. This spell is not recommended for use with very long scrolls as an incompleted scroll that has been begun using this here spell right here, explodes - consuming the magic-abuser's underwear.
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Post by Mighty Darci on Apr 5, 2017 12:22:57 GMT -5
I would bet that your grand kids think you are the world's greatest grandfather!
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Post by mormonyoyoman on Apr 5, 2017 12:56:18 GMT -5
The World's Most Entertaining, they say... Well, Kara's expression is "Goofy Grandpa" but I'm sure she means "Entertaining."
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Post by mao on Jan 10, 2018 17:52:12 GMT -5
Placeholder. Irritating Bookish Cleric (ala Llankhor Mhy) 2nd level spell. Used to hold open those difficult scrolls that keep rolling up when you're trying to jazz hands a spell and juggle components all while reading aloud from the scroll. As clerics don't really need to read scrolls (though they are frequently the only party member who CAN read) they usually perform this for the wizards. It's argued that clerics could just hold the scroll open for the wizard, but most good clerics don't wanna touch those nastybad wizardy things. Icky-poo! Icky-poo! Range: almost-touch, but DON'T TOUCH! ICKY-POO!! Duration: Until the magic-abuser takes a breath. This spell is not recommended for use with very long scrolls as an incompleted scroll that has been begun using this here spell right here, explodes - consuming the magic-abuser's underwear. Seems pretty weak but you get an A+ for your discretion and in char use of the word "Icky Poo" have a kharma. |
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